Sunday, August 30, 2009

Imperium Romanum Mortuum Est -- Deo Gratias!

"The Roman Empire Is Dead -- Thank God!"

The Bishop of Rome has had a thousand years' more practice pretending to be the Roman Emperor than the Patriarch of Constantinople does. (Imperial Rome fell about 450 A.D., and Constantinople fell in 1453.)

Both have the idea that they have the inalienable right to rule the whole of the Church -- each after its own pattern. The Western Pattern is more consciously Imperial -- in default of a Western Emperor, the Papacy was the only structure which the various polities could rally around to create at least an ideal unity; The Eastern pattern attempts to continue the relationship that the Eastern Churches had with the Eastern Emerors -- that of the Department of Religious Affairs of the Imperial Government structure.

Since about 600 A.D., the Papacy had been working to extend its political hegemony over the entire Church -- and the entire world. Until after the Council of Trent (1545-1563), this had been more theoretical than practical. The Papacy and the emerging nation-states of Western Europe jousted for influence, mostly equally. The Papacy did manage to gain political control over a collection of small Italian states, which lasted until 1870.

The various Western national Churches -- England, France, Spain, etc., were essentially self-governing (with frequent appeals to Rome to settle arguments) until after Trent. In particular, the French Church fiercely defended its independence from direct Roman rule until after the Revolution.

The Eastern Churches, on the other hand, identified themselves closely with the dominant political power -- originally the Eastern Roman Empire, later the Turkish Sultanate and the various national governments -- Serbian, Bulgarian, Russian, etc.

In keeping with the Acta of the 1st Council of Nicea, the East preserves the idea of the ecclesial independence of the individual bishop in his See, and of the larger ethnic and geographical groups -- autocephalous Patriarchates (again, Serbia and others) which have been allowed to grow up.

Each of these Patriarchates, however, welded itself as best it might to the local political establishment. The Mohammedan Turkish Sultanate used the Patriarchate of Constantinople to rule its Orthodox citizens, but identification with the Turk was not something easy to stomach!

The various Patriarchates in the East spent a great deal (entirely too much) of their time and energy fighting their political masters' battles, often with each other. They developed an ideology which said, in effect: "The way WE do things is the only authentic one, received unchanged from the Apostles". Which was (and is) not true, but useful as propaganda.

So here we had two different ecclesial systems, each striving for mundane political power. The results are interesting.

In the West, being the only Patriarchate (Carthage might have been another, but was destroyed by the Vandals in the 5th & 6th Century, then overrun by Mohammedans), Rome developed over time a unified structure of control. The various National Churches may have protested their independence, but were quite willing to copy Roman methods and Roman organization -- even Roman Liturgy.

The Roman ideal of governance was explicitly that of the Roman Empire -- an all-powerful central administration, controlling the chaotic and unbridled tendencies of an unenlightened mob. This view grew out of the political interactions between the Senatorial and Plebian classes in Republican Rome, and has persisted for about 2700 years now.

This lust for absolute power has colored both the political history of the Papacy and the pastoral practice of the Western Church -- including its stepchildren, the Protestants. And not in a good sense, either.

The idea of Papal supremacy impinged on the supremacy of the Bishop in his See, and the supremacy of the pastor in his parish, and extended itself down further, to the supremacy of the religious over the laity. It is a structure of control and command, with very little room for love and transcendance.

The mundane political results of this Roman idea of absolute control were horrifying. The Papal States before 1870 were ruled with an iron hand, secret police, and confiscatory taxation. To this day -- 106 years later -- the parts of Italy -- including Rome itself -- which were part of the Papal states are anti-clerical, and consistently vote Communist. The Roman Curia mismanaged and tyrannized their people, just as the Roman Senate and the Byzantine Emperors had.

I grew up under the perfection of this system in the 1950s. It was awe-inspiring and perfectly dreadful. Everything could be rigorously proven by Scholastic logic -- down to the individual level -- and one had only the most minuscule chance of obtaining heaven, and then only by observing every jot and tittle of the rules and obeying one's religious superiors. Rome had developed its own, home-grown version of Calvinism -- often called Jansenism.

Vatican II was called by Pope John of blessed memory, specifically to combat that cold, dead hand of Roman Imperial tyranny. It was to be a pastoral council -- calling the Church to a more open and loving approach to the People of God. No doctrinal changes -- nor any but the most superficial liturgical ones -- were contemplated. The Documents of the Council clearly reflect this,

It is interesting to see, however, how the Council has been interpreted. The entire structure of command and control, has been retained. Bishops and National Committees have more formal authority, and indeed often ignore Rome, but clerical elitism and superbia have not changed a whit.

Theology, the liturgy, and the artistic patrimony of the Western Church have been savaged, but Roman Imperial command and control has been preserved. It is this Imperial command -- and basic scorn for the People of God -- which led to the recent sexual scandals. At base, no one in the hierarchy cared -- as long as the pastors made their financial quotas, they could do as they liked with and to their people. Higher clerics were not immune from scandal -- just from exposure. The recently deposed bishop of Santa Rosa in California was not the only bishop carrying on homosexual relations with his clergy. (If is was with a WOMAN, for God's sake, great scandal would ensue -- but men? That's not really the same, after all.)

The results of the "Spirit of Vatican II" has been a clericus which, by and large, no longer believes what the Church has taught is the Christian religion, and cynically manipulates the laity. The laity are educated now, and not intimidated -- they have been voting with their feet -- and exercising the veto of the pocketbook. (A dollar a week in the basket, for a family of 3 or 4, making $50k+ a year).

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There is a story told by the Orthodox in the US:

"How do you know two bishops are truly Orthodox?"

"Easy -- when they meet, they first kiss each others' shoulders, then they excommunicate each other."

Orthodox hierarchs spend more time bickering and exercising Eastern Roman Imperial pretensions than they should. Beautiful liturgies are one thing -- pomp and circumstance are quite another.

Another symptom of the Phyletism (Ethno-centrism) that afflicts the Orthodox is lack of ability to work together. Central authority and widespread missionary Orders in the West have allowed concentration of people and money resurces on a worldwide scale -- to the point where there are 5 Roman Catholics for every 1 Orthodox. The people of the various ethnic churches nowadays feel that they are all one Church, but the idea has not percolated up the hierarchy as yet.

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The point of this whole Jeremiad is that the assumptions about power inherited from the Roman Empire simply do not work in this day and age. The verities of the Faith certainly work, and are as relevant now as they were in the 1st Century A.D., but the way we structure the Institutional Church, and the way we look at the People of God need to change.

The laity is increasingly well-educated, and unwilling to be dictated to. I have found it useful -- and a lot less work (tyranny is a hard job) -- to talk to peoples' good sense, to explain what the Church teaches, and invite them to join the hosts of the faithful and joyful worshippers, rather than try to herd or compel them.

Let us then resolve to give Imperial Roman ideas of religious tyranny the decent burial they so richly deserve.

If Jesus had kids, would they be half-God?

Short answer: No.

Middlesized answer: God ain't in the genes (or jeans).

Longish answer: God is spirit, or more properly, the Ground of Being, that which sustains all of creation and the Universe. That is rather too large a concept to cram into the tightly-wound spirals of human DNA. They have a big enough job, just guiding and regulating the growth of the physical organism.

Even longer answer: Christianity teaches that Jesus Christ is both God and man. Fully God, and fully man. If you don't believe this, you're not a Christian.

What that means, from one perspective, is that Jesus is the conduit and connection between us, who are caught in time and space, and the infinite glory of God, who is beyond, before, and beneath all we perceive and imagine. If Jesus were not God, he would not be able to bridge that gap; equally, if he were not man, we would be up the proverbial creek, because what or who would there be to connect with?

In the Gospels, Jesus says a couple of times: "You who see me, see the Father" -- he unequivocably identifies himself with God. Yet he obviously and painfully suffers the uncertainties of human life, and also suffers a human death.

Yeshua ha-Nazri (Jesus the Nazarene) was fully man -- he had a real physical body, with all its component parts in working order, and ate and eliminated (no jokes about the Holy Outhouse, please, but he did use one when he was on earth) just like we do.

And if his mission had (which it did not) included being married and having children, they would have been quite ordinary Jews of their day. They would have had a really impressive and scary dad -- can you imagine somone who really knows exactly what you have been up to? (He would have been pretty outstandingly loving, too -- and minded to forgive and create interesting learning experiences for his kids. Come to think of it -- we ARE his kids. :)

Likewise, presuming the Shroud of Turin is the actual burial shroud of Jesus (It does not matter to the Faith either way -- but I will leave that discussion for later), say in 50 years or so, when science has gotten to the point of being able to clone a person from individual cells (the technology will probably get there, but whether we SHOULD do it or not is another story).

So they go at the Shroud of Turin, and find dried-out human cells with a full compliment of DNA that is not completely scrambled. They take them off, do mystic passes with their technology (all sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic), stuff the result in a Uterine Replicator (artificial womb), and 9-10 months later -- POOF! -- they have a kid.

So what have they got? Assuming that the DNA they found was actually from Jesus, and not from anyone who has handled the Shroud since, they have an entirely normal Jewish boy, who would have fit right in with any crowd of kids running the streets in 1st Century Judea.

Normal human child -- body & soul. Not god. No supernormal powers. No choirs of angels. No three kings of Orient.

You can bet that the apocalytpic wackos would be all over him, touting him as the "Second Coming of Christ", but there is no rational reason to think that. Christ came once, to save us, and there will be no doubt in anybody's itty-bitty head when He comes again.

Back to the original question -- which was prompted by reading "The Davinci Code". The "Code" is a re-write of the book "Holy Blood, Holy Grail" published in 1982. Rather better that the original, since it has a plot and some action, BTW.

There exists exactly NO evidence, from Apostolic times to 1982, that Jesus was married. And none since, either.

There exists exactly NO evidence that Jesus of Nazareth was anywhere on earth after 30 A.D.

The whole incident goes to illustrate that when people don't have anything real to believe in, they will believe absolutely anything -- no matter how far-fetched.